WaHoo!!

What do you call a gaggle of 12 "old" high school girlfriends?

Divas.

What do you call their annual 3 day retreat by the lake?

Sorry. I can't tell you that. We're all sworn to secrecy. What happens at the retreat, stays at the retreat. What's said at the retreat, stays at the retreat. What's drunk at the retreat......Well, in one way or another, I guess that stays at the retreat, too.

We leave at noon tomorrow and return on Sunday. Our retreat is wwwaaaaayyyy back in the boonies about an hour from here. I have worked my backside off all week so I wouldn't feel guilty about leaving the Wordy One 12 hours after he gets home from Alaska (he should be arriving in about an hour). I even cleaned the garage!! The house is spit-shined and polished, the fridge is stocked, his mail and messages are neat and orderly, and I even have a cold beer waiting for him.

Damn, I'm good.

So, until Monday, I'm on retreat.

WaHoo!!!

Til later,

Enjoy the good times.